I type so maybe I am

Reality's a dream
A game in which I seem
To never find out just what I am
I don't know if I'm an actor or ham
A shamen or sham
Leaving it up
Either Toilet Seat
Or Dispensing Flap

Leaving it up

  • Either Toilet Seat
  • Or Dispensing Flap
Squash + Mash
Either Squ-ash
Or Squa-sh

Squash + Mash

  • Either Squ-ash
  • Or Squa-sh
Nail care …
Either Bite
Or False

Nail care …

  • Either Bite
  • Or False
Preservatives …
Either Amber
Or Cryogenic suspension

Preservatives …

Either Amber

Or Cryogenic suspension

Sweetness …
Either natural
Or Sweetner

Sweetness …

Either natural

Or Sweetner

Shower head …
Either directional
Or Monsoon

Shower head …

  • Either directional
  • Or Monsoon
Hair length …
Either Haircut
Or Hair net

Hair length …

  • Either Haircut
  • Or Hair net
Halloween decision …
Either Trick
Or Treat

Halloween decision …

  • Either Trick
  • Or Treat
Tea flavouring …
Either Lemon
Or Milk

Tea flavouring …

  • Either Lemon
  • Or Milk
Book type ..
Either hardback 
Or Softback

Book type ..

  • Either hardback 
  • Or Softback